Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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