Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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