he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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