I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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