He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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