Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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