turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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