So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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