I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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