I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
