summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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