Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
