hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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