i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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