i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Come see our sink grown plant.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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