what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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