Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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