omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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