Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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