he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
