I'm jealous of your bromance
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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