What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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