I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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