Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
someone owes me an orgasm
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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