you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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