It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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