You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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