I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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