Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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