Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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