She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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