I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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