piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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