So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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