I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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