I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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