yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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