There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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