school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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