I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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