That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So here I am, sexting at work.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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