Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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