found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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