I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
