Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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