I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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