I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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