Small penises have feelings too.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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