Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
