he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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