hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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