she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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