it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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