Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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