We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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