Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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