So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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